BonGerZ

2002-01-01T22:49:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR PPLS :)

2001-09-15T14:57:00.000-07:00

too much pillz and too much vip makes sammy something something.... well nick warren didnt make it over here due to the ansett crisis and the loss of his record case... so we get a make up event tonite at the rise... still i got fucked up coz i was already half way there by the time we found out. jus munched a bb. here comes trouble. gotta go. cant focus on screeen or keyboard, arms shaking, teeth grinding and the fucking birds are tweeting i hope you all had a good nights sleep... im off to welcome the sun :-) wat a lovely day no buildings falling down around here... ladededadadele

2001-09-12T01:21:00.000-07:00

doH! the producer of becker died on one of those planes last night :-(
here is a list of all the companies that were located in the wtc.

2001-09-12T01:07:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!
im gonna get extra fucked up this weekend.

2001-08-30T20:38:00.000-07:00

sammy g
hows work at the megamart?
u werent one of those ppl driving the advertising trucks around were u?
are u going madhatters or nick warren or both or neither:)
can u get madhatters tickets at
industry cost?

2001-08-26T16:52:00.000-07:00

oi Funky Bunch
Cricket?
i got rung up by marist newman the other day wanitn me to play:)
but north beach is where i wanna play?

2001-08-20T03:14:00.000-07:00

well that was a pretty mellow w/e.. friday night went *fast*, went up to damos and helped him setup his new pc n stuff, then drank me bourbns at markys, it was pretty good fun though and that card game aint getting any easier.. went and bought a new video card on saturday, so now ive got a geforce 2 gts /w tv out and it well kicks ass... looks fucking wikked on the tele as well :-) like a ps2 :-) watched twister and some fucked up sbs movie about heretic sexual-deviant nuns on saturday night. didnt feel like getting fuxored on sunday so stayed at home, anyone wanna write about jesses? i spose it wouldve been pretty mad..

2001-08-19T03:20:00.000-07:00

i shall be at both :-)

2001-08-16T15:35:00.000-07:00

september has
--Nick Warren--
--Mad Hatters Ball--
hrmmmm could be a big month sammy

2001-08-14T06:21:00.000-07:00

hELLO saMUEL

iF YOU NEED ANY MORE CD'S i'LL SWAP THEM FOR YOUR LITTLE NUMBERS

2001-08-10T23:25:00.000-07:00

MUST READ !!! http://resproject.com/features.asp?id=cool

2001-08-08T02:01:00.000-07:00

mmm.... bait.... all i can say is SEMAPHORE you weak minded ph00l 1 0wN u!

2001-08-05T07:29:00.000-07:00

PS have you thought of the the opther words in that stupid word game thing from Last night

2001-08-05T07:28:00.000-07:00

Thats the way sam come up with some whitty smartarse comment that I can in effect comment upon. You took the bait my friend

Tight Lines!!!!!!!

2001-08-04T23:53:00.000-07:00

gatecrasher. cant believe they closed murray street for road works. pf-ft.

2001-08-03T20:48:00.000-07:00

thats the way mark, make everything a lot more interesting with a post like that *clap* *clap* *clap* pfft noddy...

2001-07-31T08:25:00.000-07:00

you are all very boring you know

2001-07-29T21:05:00.000-07:00

hrm yes welcome back now let me just say that you guys are totally out of control and should seek help for your alcoholism.. i ended up having a pretty melllow weekend, didnt make it to ministry coz i was too tired, but it doesnt bother me, its good to be awake on a sunday for a change.. weenies party was mad.. anything worhwhile happen afterwards? i take it boltz got some lovin'.. anyway

2001-07-27T02:14:00.000-07:00

weirdo

2001-07-25T19:57:00.000-07:00

eat hamburgers! youuuu sooo faaaattt :-) ar, uni has started again *joy* now i better go leech the computer labs AHAHAhhahahHAHAH

2001-07-25T03:30:00.000-07:00

Say What???????????????????????

2001-07-22T20:31:00.000-07:00

hanbaaga o tabimasho!

2001-07-22T20:29:00.000-07:00

hello peoples! Genesis was sicck, good call steve, now for my own memory i must record the night that was Genesis, or the pictures will get lost in the photo album we call life... we got there about 11.30 from memory, after parking on the top story of the james st carpark. there was a bit of a line out the front but we got in about fifteen minutes later. sat down and had a smoke or two while listening to hutcho, unfortunatly we was in a aurally fucked part of the room.. think he was playing drum n bass though.. big mac came on at 12 and started firing out some mental acid tracks before heading off into some funky '96 house pearls.. we was starting to move a bit by now.. hehe. mr delerium MRW came on next and got into some techy trance which was a bit more melodic than his normal set which was good. halfway through this we decided it was time to head back to the car and finish of the dodgy business :-) by the time we got back in MRW was jus finishing up and nxt up was Greg Packer, who absolutly tore the place to shreds, i think everyone but bishop and jo was dancing :-) he played some wikked old skool stuff as well as some of his own disco-house-breaks tracks, which i had never heard on such a pumping sound system *joy*.. danced my ass off for this bit, me jittering eyes creating some nice combinations with the laserz X-) towards the end of his set he started playing some harder stuff in order to fire up for roll'n, the national (or international?) act. Dumped my last d5 about this point my eyes were returning to normal.. i think it was about 3.30.. listened to roll'n for a while but the sound system wasnt doing the bombed bass lines any justice so we decided to go to globe. saw steve c and had a chat for a while then headed over the railway tracks. bishop pulls a sickie in the globe carpark and has a spew.. woss wit dat hu? :-) went in for a while but it was pretty dead so we cruised up to kings park and watched the sun come up.. then i drove down the beach and read the paper and smoked some ciggies.. then off home for some mock-sleep. fucking wikked night, the old berlin is a sick place for a rave, its a warehouse with real high ceilings, a fairly small light rack that can be lowered and a fucking huge plaster model of a head that looks hella crazy.. add to that a dj booth about 7-8 meters off the ground, a stage sized podium and a spacey outside area and your looking at the setup for a classic night. nuff bollocks. uni starts again today, so im busy.. SHAKA!

2001-07-22T00:11:00.000-07:00

Hey Butcrack

Happy Birthday hope you had a whopper and I'm not talking hamburgers for those who are not so mentally gifted, not any of those frequent this page anyhow.

Stop Dribbling

Sorry I just

Later

2001-07-18T05:33:00.000-07:00

haaa dont be a square ...be a driver
not that u asked....but i got told today that my friend Tareq is having his 21st on sat night ...so i should go to that ...but if i could get other ppl to come with me to genesis then i wouldnt mind going either ...im always up for a night of trashing ones self har har haaaarrrrrr

2001-07-13T18:59:00.000-07:00

genesis
21st of July
drum n bass in one room
trance/tech in the other
at the old berlin niteclub
http://web.omon.net.au/~jacen/genesisflyer/

2001-07-13T07:32:00.000-07:00

when the hell is genesis & who's playing? btw what you doing sat night?

2001-07-12T19:32:00.000-07:00

Congrats so when do u start fulltime?
u coming to genesis? got u a ticket so no exuse nigga!

2001-07-12T09:26:00.000-07:00

finished up my training and got a sweet certificate *yay*.. im pretty wasted right now, just watched the last of the new dune movies and i have to say they are pretty cool :-) better than the first one anywayz.. my sister got back from bali today and i picked up some new psx games including metal slug x and driver 2.. hrm.. cant think too well now so catcha :-)

2001-07-11T03:04:00.000-07:00

hammering through another week.. didnt do much at all today, played cards and stuff.. we went through the procedure for the filling of the store, looks like its going to be fun. i can basically work as much as i want throughout that period, so im gonna try get the full 40 hours.. im well money hungrey.. tomorrow we get lunch at miss mauds then we've got some tables at Little Creatures, a wierd little brewery near macdnalds in freo. unfortunatly ive only got enough money for a jug, so i wont be getting that trashed. no plans for the weekend at the moment, though i dont have any work for the next week and a half so anythings possible :-) "give a man a compilation cd and he will dance for a night, teach a man to scratch, and he will dance forever" :-) haha laterz.

2001-07-09T06:14:00.000-07:00

Yo! what a wasted weekend.. it was alright though, got well fried with mikey & weens on friday night and crawled home saturdy morning... went shopping at myer on saturday arvo and got some sexy new pants WOOHOO! watever, umm.. went round to damo's on saturday night and had a few billys... followed by a dexie and some wierd anti depressant thingy.. i was wierdly fuxored.. went to the church to pickup jaz at 2.30 and then went to the globe for a bit, but i didnt know much crew there so we bailed home.. i had another cone then bailed home at 5am.. went up to jamies & steve c's houses on sunday arvo.. picked up a divx of shrek and some film called driven.. also ali g series one and the first 2 series's of futurama.. pretty cool huh? :-) anywayz did fuck all sunday night and went to work today.... i could hardly stay awake, i was really bored X-( oh well i hope tomorrow is better laterz

2001-07-06T02:49:00.000-07:00

haha i havent got 2 there yet... speaking of gay though im going to the church tonite... *wwoooo* *hooooooooo*.... coz jasmine is working promo there and needs to get people to go.. so if ya keen... pft.. haha.. yeah i know its old.. its older than the video i borrowed off mikey.. never fear though coz gribbo comes back in a week and hes bringing the new vid so ive heard.. will be good to see the cheeky fucker :-) how chilly is it? GOD'dAMN.. out.

2001-07-04T15:14:00.000-07:00

Yeah weve been watching Ali G
tis hell funny altho its an old series
i just got on the second disk and lost Darts dragoon spirit
hich is gay:(

2001-07-04T02:28:00.000-07:00

boyakasha! hrm another stunning day of training is up, spent the arvo walking around freo on a treasure hunt.. *joy* cant complain though, its like free money.. already sussed out a few familiar faces from the globe and various other ravers, looks like this store aint gonna be running too well monday mornings :-).... i think steve should learn that cheap wine always makes you end up panadol OD'd in bed.. how many times have you done that man haha.. oh yeah and megamart is gonna be selling the 1's and 2's as well :-) so im gonna be saving all my dosh for some steel wheel thingys.. as long as i can stay out of murray st on saturday nights.. hey ive started playing dragoon again as well... you got out of disc 1 yet? i actually think its better than ff 8 & 9 at the moment... but gotta finish it to know fer sure.. later folks :) ps. you guys bin watching ali g if not 10pm tues nights watch it.

2001-07-02T15:34:00.000-07:00

Sammie G
weekend was good
read here about weekend
MOS = No
Genesis = Yes
mes waiting for Final Fantasy - 22nd of July:)
ps: mes playing legend of dragoon currently:) not as good as ff but still not to bad

2001-07-02T03:29:00.000-07:00

oi! BC> did you head oiut on the weekend? howd your dinner thingy go? are you CEO now or wat? anywayz.. MOS Club Nation?(lottie, freq nasty, infuson, mark dynamix etc) had me first day of megamart training today, getting paid 15$ an hour for eating lollies and drawing pictures is veery cool.. i wonder if bali bayman's shat his pants yet? *yay* no more gemma on BB, though its getting very boring.. enuf goodbye. *grinz* oh yeah cricket sucks.. i want to go to alien adventure at imax after club nation, any crazies with me? huh? HUH? now im off to get fat *goodbye*

2001-06-27T16:39:00.000-07:00

cricket...hrmmm not sure
havbe to think bout that

yeah i remember what one looks like well enuff to wrap it around ure head:)

beer can hurt and english drink week piss so it was crap night

2001-06-25T22:58:00.000-07:00

Nah Butcrack (aka Michael Bevan)

Me got transport, me off to Bali until the 15th

PS Black and me are playing cricket for north beach so get your lazy arse motivated for preseason when we get back

Ha what a joke, can you even remeber what a cricket bat looks like???????:)

PS that beer can must have hurt

2001-06-25T20:30:00.000-07:00

Where you off to Augustus?
rolling round australia?:)

2001-06-25T03:15:00.000-07:00

Hello out there

Or have we still not returned from the weekend yet

Oh well if this is my last post Samson I'll catch ya in three weeks after I pulverise the three amigos.

Laterz

2001-06-22T07:46:00.000-07:00

Nah not the hair man...the boots...its all in the boots

But what i really wanted to say was i passed my CCNA...yay!!
...all routers are go for term 3 captain

2001-06-22T03:40:00.000-07:00

"BONGERZ"

Somewhat of a Misnomer???????????????????????????????

Logistics: (n)
The science of movement and maintenance of military forces eh
So your a scientist now hey Samuel, in the Army!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must have been the regulation military style cut that adorns the majority

2001-06-21T20:02:00.000-07:00

unfortunatly the speed boat progress has somewhat slowed a bit.. kinda as the speed slowed down actually hehe :-) never fear though as another weekend approaches.. hoohaha yay! i just finished my last exam and i figure i passed so ill be back at uni for another semester *joy* now a week off!! gee, haven't had one of those for a while.. never underestimate the power of the logistical operator!! now im off to do something naughty. dunno what though...

2001-06-20T07:01:00.000-07:00

sir! reporting for logistics operations duties...sir!! *giggle*

2001-06-18T20:06:00.000-07:00

yeah!...the really cool red speed boat ??

2001-06-18T15:43:00.000-07:00

milkos and spearmints rock heaps better than redskins
blogvoices is gay just like the internet
on another note sammy hows ure speedboat going? :)

2001-06-18T09:17:00.000-07:00

hello people sory i havent been posting for the last eon or so.. i thought the blog was dead but it seems that a good suger fix has revived it. Speaking of that, i always liked the milkos more than the redskins.. redskins are too sweet but then again i have never liked cocopops or red cordial or chocolate mousse either.. milkos always had a slightly more subtle taste.. anywayz keep posting, ill be back soon... and when the fuck are they going to fix blogvoices ey?

2001-06-17T04:32:00.000-07:00

Ewww!!! well im glad that didnt happen cos i soooo dont like spearmint...icky :( Although i have found that water seems to taste like lemons after eating apple chuppa chups...hrmm

2001-06-17T02:45:00.000-07:00

But you know sometimes redskins get mistaken for milkos especially when all then sensory indicators cannot be utilised. I've often thought myself hey this is a redskin when in reality it was spearmint!!!!!!

2001-06-15T23:56:00.000-07:00

havent had a redskin for what seems like years ...then the one i try to eat i cant because all the damn wrapper is stuck to it! hmph! not everything free is good

2001-06-11T07:09:00.000-07:00

When I grow up I'm gonna find the solution for world peace and then sell it to all the 3rd world countries at a hefy price, whereupon they can pay me massive royalties, purchase my product for an exhorbitant amount of money, comply with my law or risk trade sanctions which would deplete their already resourceless economies, which have been exploited by myself and face a future of poverty and disease while I live like the swill pig that America truely is

And learn to use punctuation

Long live Mr McVeigh

Don't get me wrong, I feel that he could have made his point a better way

But an eye for an eye??
or it it a billon eyes for 160 eyes for an eye?

Or is it him just making an excuse, meaning he is a true psycho

2001-06-11T04:24:00.000-07:00

when i grow up i wanna put big boats in little bottles and cut the corks from rubber trees to make the tyres for dump trucks that dig the dirt for the metal that makes the chips for the puter that im gonna program once i pass my stoopid unit!! :)

2001-06-09T07:10:00.000-07:00

...you better be studying hard cartman :P

2001-05-30T15:17:00.000-07:00

Happy B'day ya OLD FART!!!!!!!

2001-05-30T04:48:00.000-07:00

u learn to do cut n pasting in preschool ...did u skip class ?? :P

2001-05-28T15:19:00.000-07:00

hahahaha
that must have hurt writing all that sammy
althought 3 quarters of what ure saying i agree with
what did the cops end up saying to u?
did they apologise for waking u up? u should have taken down there ids and threatened legal action
that would have got them worked up:)
oh and of course im L337
i just cant cut n paste very well:)

2001-05-28T08:04:00.000-07:00

The Longest Post Ever On Bongerz
News Flash : Sam will never be fully understood until he is dead and buried, at which point he will be declared a genius. Don't worry, my parents will unearth my journals on advanced quantum physics and hyperdimensional space travel when they clean out my room.. the only reason i talk like i came from mars is that ive been there and chatted to them. They thought our little remote control car was pretty funny, but wondered why we sent it as it wasnt christmas. (wierd, i didnt have any druugz on the w/e). I am in control of my life. I realize you dont think i am, but honestly i am just as much as you. you know it. at least i'm not in denial about my habits. At least i realize that alcohol fucks you up. At least i dont think im kicking ass at life in general. Well actually i sorta do, but thats another head swell or a story. Im really rambling on now. Quickly, Adi you cant sum up your argument by saying im wrong becuase we all know your wrong. Because there is a God. And the world is flat. And sin causes disease. And youll burn in hell if you have sex before marriage. The majority are generally wrong because they feel they dont have to question their ideals if everyone else already agress with them. thats why you think you choose the system (not that you really do). I am mean the system aint about part time jobs and golf now is it really?? Anyways since im going to write the longest post in bongers history and no one is going to read it, heres how my weekend went. aha. job interview was good, me being my cocky self and the chick interviewing me naturally fel in love. after dinner i went round to mikeys on friday night and smoked some cones. Dannielle had a few of her friends around (carrie, melinda, susan) and i had some of the most scintilating(sp?) conversation ive had for weeks, needless to say. Then we watched a video of mikey and his mates making an action movie when they were groms. Twas pretty damn funny actually. They even did car scenes using a blue screen. So it looked like a 10 year old was in a car chase. Cool. Then we watched dannielles movie which was, well quite rude. Something about 2 lesbian lovers killing themselves because they loved each other too much.. chicks are fucking troppo mate. Rang our manager from Toys, Scott after that. He thouht it was 5.30 in the morning when it was 10.30 at night.. i think the guy works too much or smokes way too many bongs. drove home at about 11.30 and went bung-eyed through an booze bus. as i am an upstanding citizen i passed the test easily. if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, of course. Speaking of drink driving, lets talk about saturday night. Went round to addies and played three man for ages to the uplifting beats of the football. Bayman bailed in delight after helen got bong disease(or pms or wotever).
Marky, Narelle and Boltz made a piss poor effort and left before id managed to convince them the moon was made of cheese.actually i think boltz was convinced. Then me and addie went to the red sea to try and find catherine, weenie and the mitey red head twins. bailed before we finished our 6$ beers and headed into globe with the weenster. I didnt have nuf cash to get in so slept in my car for an hour before the police gave me a nice wake up call and searched me and the car for drugs. so to whoever snitched on me, ahahaha. mabe next weekend huh?? >:-) went inside a bit after that and danced a while. the music was good, and whoever was mixing dropped voices by bedrock, a track i never really understood till then. Its heaps better in a club, even if the dancefloor was half asleep. left just before close, dropped addie off, went down scarbrough and munched a meat pie before heading home and bed. Good night for a sober one hey? ps yeah steves a total h@x0r haahha well hes prety good at stealing scripts...noone could have just read all that.... laterz

2001-05-28T02:32:00.000-07:00

haaaaa maybe hes a haxor and ure just leet :P

2001-05-27T06:43:00.000-07:00

News Flash : Old News
Sams Fucking Strange ....
Argumentative Round About
Gobldy Gook Conversationalist..
In Future Just Admit Defeat...
We All Know Your Wrong!...

2001-05-27T05:51:00.000-07:00

nah its been working since saturday night
just u had to post to it for it to display ure page
otherwise it gave that error.
so i decided to post to it

howd the second interview go on friday?

2001-05-27T01:22:00.000-07:00

ummm.. dude the server was down... how did YOU fix it?

2001-05-26T19:41:00.000-07:00

hahahah and sammys page was still broken

Oops. The site requested, bongers.blogspot.com, was not found on BlogSpot.
BlogSpot™ is a service of Pyra Labs. Copyright © 2000

Home

lucky i fixed it hey:)

2001-05-21T03:11:00.000-07:00

ok the blog should work proper again, i havent checked it though... ha ha very funny.. stoopid slide goddamnit :-) :-) was mad mad fun yah :-)

2001-05-20T04:11:00.000-07:00

Ok well now that i know i didnt break the page i can write again :) hahahaHA! Actually right now im not in the mood for anything much more than sleep. Dont feel like eating. Dont feel like doing my Java assignment. Dont feel like going to work tomorrow. Heehee but id say it was worth it ...even just to see Sam get stuck in the slide :P

2001-05-15T07:37:00.000-07:00

fun-da-mental anyone?...anyone?

2001-05-08T09:32:00.000-07:00

well thatll teach me for not logging off.. doh!!!! at least you didnt take admin rights off of me dumbass haha :-) spose i better go and change that sam is gay post hey?

2001-05-08T02:17:00.000-07:00

Well.. i am a bit suprised at that.. but only sort off... we always knew
you had issues Sammy.. and always knew you were a little queer
and unhappy with your sex life... i spose two many of those disco
biscuits did the trick hey... Spose your going to start walking around
with a quivering hand and lissssp.. Well its good to know that now...
All the best in your new career choice and good luck with the float..
I'm sure it will be a super year for the parade... Have fun...

2001-05-08T02:08:00.000-07:00

ADDIE WISHES I WAS GAY
bit sad really :-)
oh well im sure youll find someone.... hehe

2001-05-06T19:09:00.000-07:00

ok marky now we've got the last 20 posts on the page as opposed to the last 5 days worth..

2001-05-01T07:03:00.000-07:00

hey they let addie out again...
Man Sets Himself On Fire

2001-04-30T21:49:00.000-07:00

ok is time for sam's post of the week. Sorry about no post last week, im sure you all cried quite a few tears. there was a reason for no post though. you see some time early last century there was a war. a great war. some might even call it a world war. and after this world war, there was another one, called (strangely) world war 2. and in these 'disputes' a lot of people were killed. these people gave their lives such that jews are still alive today and we dont all have funny eyes and talk japanese. not that that would be bad anyway. they also gave their lives so that america could rule the world as well. good one. aaaanyway. Now on wednesday last week we had a special holiday to commemorate the loss of these fine young men, and to celebrate those who were cowards and came back alive. I celebrated this holdiday with some lovely little smiley pills (to simulate the soldiers smacked up to thier eyeballs on harry so they could chill) and then dropped some acid, so that i could get the whole war flashback thing happening. and i have to say it was damn good fun. so thanks to all those soldiers who died such that we could all have a day off and munch some drugs. top work. your legacy will liv on forever, and i will go to hell. *GriNNzz*

2001-04-30T21:20:00.000-07:00

whta? adm? em? su? argh!!! ere'ssssssemillzz... geh geh urghle.

2001-04-29T23:18:00.000-07:00

you guys are mad. Good to see yous at the casino

2001-04-29T19:50:00.000-07:00

ok fatboys i changed the goddamn font color are we happy little white supremasists now??? your going to have to wait a bit longer for the rest of the changes though...
adi plz stop posting nonsense, not only does it make you look bad, it makes everyone look bad. "im raving im raving" yeh alright its funny already... "trippin da planet" a-ha-ha... "trying to relate" *snigger* but i mean do you have any original calls or do you just recycle everyone elses ad-infinitum aaaaanywayz.... im off to uni...

2001-04-28T21:57:00.000-07:00

i'm ravin im ravin..
do u really feel the way i feel.
(michael boltons real lyrics)
trippn daa planet...
I'm ravin im ravin..
just trying to relate..

2001-04-28T21:52:00.000-07:00

put all the text in white sammy.. it would look pretty good
then.. u also you need to make the text wider... its like
half a blank screen and some writing on the right hand side

2001-04-27T17:29:00.000-07:00

SammE We cannot see tha page mo'n!

2001-04-23T06:30:00.000-07:00

and as a famous abo once yelled out across the exmouth skyline
"Good night never never land."

2001-04-23T03:26:00.000-07:00

oh stop wussing out :P (and yes i think thats a word)

2001-04-20T17:53:00.000-07:00

by the way sammy
prolly not going to gatecrasher because tiesto isnt gonna be playing

nbv. Marky doesn't get DSL

2001-04-20T03:18:00.000-07:00

Dude.. Wheres my car??
a.k.a. the great neighbours debate!!!

2001-04-18T01:58:00.000-07:00

Q: How do you stop sam from smelling

A: Hold his nose, pitty bout everyone else
:-p

So young Samsonite gets a root and starts fragrantly calling everybody else gay. What more can I say on the issue. Sam if you want to take the piss out of the night that everyone else gets together then donlt ring us up to
a) pick you up
b) shout you piss
c) shout you cones
d) shout you cigarettes
e) and to top it all off drop you home again
Just so you can go out and waste what little money and intellectual capacity you have on the weekend :-)!!!!!!
Moral of the story don't bite the hand that feeds you or it will be much less willing in the future.

Enough of that
- Anyone up to get slaughtered this evening like you Samual (my turn to be a hypocrite) I challenge thee to finish 6 beers in one sitting and still be standing??????????

CHOW

2001-04-17T23:34:00.000-07:00

Addie dude what the fuck are yoo on about? how many black dollars did you make last year??? faarkk... tsktsk. you in no position to preach bittch.. oh by the way im now on some list at the post office, so hopefully its not tooo long till i get some work... toys rang me today as well.. so im perty stoked.

2001-04-17T23:23:00.000-07:00

dear dear me... the truth has finally come out.. follow the link to see what i mean >:-)

2001-04-17T23:19:00.000-07:00

dear dear me.... the truth has finally come out.. follow the

2001-04-17T17:57:00.000-07:00

spose everyone was fried after the long weekend..........................Guess so everyone is probabley still asleep. Except for us workers

2001-04-17T17:55:00.000-07:00

Well I checked out that page that you mentioned, Bishop. It seems that I have lost that screen forever, it comes back shakin every now and then. Pretty spunout. Hey does Thurs night session even exist anymore? And by the way I am proud to be a machine. I was a machine again last weekend. Hey I could get used to all these men. You guys are gonna have to keep up with me!! Tania is back from Qld very soon if any one was interested. You are all the weakest link............
GOODBYE and see u next time

2001-04-17T15:36:00.000-07:00

Haha
listen up plebs heres a good page to visit
but make sure u using internet explorer when u go there ok!

click on ure mumma!

2001-04-17T09:28:00.000-07:00

Bishop: Ask your mum if its alrite for all of us to stay over...
As for you Saz... congratulations.... 27? thats almost double boltzs real age...
Buttcrakd: all i need say is.... zOOm ZoOm ZooM...
Sam: Come back to Earth.. no need to live out there with those freaks... keep
up the current course of action and were going to start calling you....
FiSH... Just like out of those jail movies where your new best friends name
is going to be called BiG BubBa.. jail time.. get your head from out of your arse.
theres my two bobs worth for the week....hahahah heheheh

2001-04-11T01:17:00.000-07:00

saz ya machine ! :)

sammy need a call regarding sugar cubes:)

2001-04-10T22:41:00.000-07:00

hey I scored a 27 year old bloke on the weekend

2001-04-10T22:38:00.000-07:00

hi there, spose your all in Denmark. It's not fair

2001-04-05T20:58:00.000-07:00

adi u been dating ure mumma laterly????
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that would xplain y u acting like an inbred!!!!

2001-04-04T21:15:00.000-07:00

This is unbeliveable. Now they're putting microchips in pets. And they're trying to force it on all pet owners. America is a totally fucked up place..
article

2001-04-04T20:13:00.000-07:00

hrm.. i cant say i appreciate you analysing my new girlfriend to death, especially when i havent.. i dont mind her laugh actually. i dont mind anybody's laugh because laughing means someone is having a good time, and that would never ever annoy me. And i would never point it out to someone because giving people shit about the way they laugh will just make them feel completly selfconscious & shitty. Theres zero point in doing that unless you need the headswell. i dont. Now the temptation is to rip off catherine's laugh but im not going to. umm. actually i kinda think that everybodys laugh is equally stupid, i mean its just a dumb noise. Thats probly why laughter is contaigious. because its funny in its own right. who said i was worried about you anyway? and im not worried about her either, its all just funny. she cracks me up and its a good thing... at least shes got the guts to do it.

yeh she is worth spending time on, she makes me laugh, and she goes out and parties. im not asking for much more than that in a woman at the moment. plus there are no complications yet. which is also very nice. its good i found a compatible person i think. anywayz enuf seriousness im off to finish an essay now..

by the way Run Lola Run ws fucking sick i rate that..

2001-04-04T08:33:00.000-07:00

At least this is entertaining

2001-04-04T08:20:00.000-07:00

SAMs ANNOYING..NO WONDER U POST ONCE A WEEK
Yes sammy... you deserve to be cocky.. but if you want to fite fire with fire.. you better
start remembering the stuff that youve already told me about your little/young Mrs.
all you know is insignificants like a laugh or... which really doesn't make much of
a difference when SHE WILL tell you shes got the worst laugh ever..
so corncerned, i am..but more to the point i think i will be able to hold a decent
conversation with my girlfriend without having to hear a unintelligble giggle
(some sort of sound) in the middle of it... but thats beside the point because i
dont even need to embarass you infront of your Young girlie...
like i said she pays out on you better than we do...you should start worrying
about that rather than us.. yes i do have thousands of callouses.. its god damn
hard getting this many. you should try either working or doing weights or playing
golf or any of the above activities... yes sammy.. no wanking in there.. and
well no wanking for you anymore..well maybe :-?
btw: Has anyone got enough money to drive and get beer (dont worry about
buying it)
Answer me this sammy:
Is this chick worth spending your precious time on..?..and Isn't there better
things that will fit into your life with less complications?
Maybe you should date Bishop

2001-04-04T02:20:00.000-07:00
bored people go here.

2001-04-04T02:18:00.000-07:00
shoot the bunny
that assignment was gay as but at least its over with. should give the marker something to laugh about..
ahh come on i deserve to be a little cocky... at least for the next 5 seconds.... 1.... 2... 3... 4... 5... ahhh ok im over it now. And if you guys start paying me out in front of her like rude bastards (bayman's words, not mine) then well im gonna haveto start doing that in front of catherine, which you just aint gonna handle very well and i dont want to do it.. wots fucking wrong with her laugh anyway? fuck its not like youve got a world class hohoho anywayz muthafkr.. maybe not tibet, but i was almost thinking a monastry or something... shaved head, no sex, im halfway there... wow that insight into your life had me glued to the screen... you must have heaps of callouses on your hand from all that... er... golfing :) but yeah i agree with you one lifestory post a week, and we'll keep the gneral populace coming back for more... only problem is we'll have to make our lives more interesting... anyone up for beer, cocaine, stripclubs and hookers tonite?? anyone?? i thought so :)

2001-04-03T23:57:00.000-07:00
sammy... if your going to get cocky now. we can fix it that she wont be your chick for long...
i'm sure shed take plugger boltz on or we could mention a few things and then.. well...
but hey.. on the bright side....she took the absolute piss out of you boy.. she did it even better
than any of us.. i'm assuming that thing that was coming out of her mouth was a laugh..? sounded
more like some sort of ............... (i wont say it otherwise you wont post for the next month) ..
anyways bietch.. if u didnt find something sooner or later you testicles would have packed up
screaming and moved to tibet.. they still mite yet.. (hehehe) anyways thanks for your life story..
heres mine.. went and played sum golf.. woke up to sex.. ate food... pumped iron.. went to work..
had more sex..played playstation.. another round of 18.. then the routine repeats.. fuck man.. its
a hard life... i dont think i can manage it at times.. anyways.. back to the Objects Right Tables u go.
theres nobody here to post.. alright.. everyone has to post 1 life story a week.. otherwise the bunnies
are back... and with a vengence